February 12th, 2026
Like many others, I've been spending a silly amount of time cleaning up old emails. Google has recently started cracking down on storage quotas and I have been hoarding data like a packrat since 2011.
To approach the problem, I've been relying on filters in the Mozilla Thunderbird email client. I love this thing! Not only is it FOSS, it truly is a versatile application while being more user-friendly than Outlook. It keeps things "nuts and bolts," meaning that it doesn't try to hide how it's managing your emails and it does trust you with the tools to work with your whole dataset. In contrast, the Gmail web client is constantly hiding emails from your search and filters. This is a development choice; it is done to improve performance, and that initiative to improve performance is done so you don't click away from their ad-infested web interface. Thunderbird has the same functionality you'd need in any web client and executes all the operations you want on your own computer's hardware. It doesn't get any sweeter than that.
And these filters have got the juice!
Thunderbird filters cut through years' worth of marketing emails and deletes them in a matter of seconds, reclaiming valuable cloud real estate. It works so well at deleting things, I've had to think up some precautions, to make sure my filters don't error out and blindly delete all the emails from my inbox.
One of those nifty tricks is to look up my late grandpa's email address, because he started forwarding all kinds of nonsense to me very early on in my account's lifespan. I think he started sending me stuff the day I made a Gmail account. On a regular basis, he would send pseudoscience, good luck or prayer chain messages, and most of all -- YouTube videos. Many people of my generation have this exact same experience with a beloved older relative. These messages are amazing. Like this one:
Dolphin Show in Israel
Sent from my iPad
Begin forwarded message:
> This is amazing…I have not seen a dolphin show QUITE like this one!
> HOPE THE REST OF YOU ENJOY !
> https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/pRFq7K4vCSk?rel=0
That link is quite funny -- and very privacy conscious! People were trying to resist enshittification, even way back then.
Anyway, it made me remember him first showing me his own personal website, and being impressed at age 10. And once I learned the fact that his emails always came from his own domain, I was extremely impressed at age 13. Even to this day, I find that feat impressive, considering he did this with the tools/services available in the early 2000s. Every sysadmin I've ever met describes, with horror, the complexity involved in managing custom domain email systems. I've always thought it was cool. He inspired me to pursue Computer Science and later inspired me to build the website you're on right now.
Just for sake of closure, I wanted to see if his website was still kicking around. Who knows? Size-wise, we're only really talking just HTML and a couple low-resolution pictures. He could have prepaid $20 to some 3rd-rate webhost and had it last for decades.
... But, no, seems to be some sort of Turkish gambling website SEO garbage. Disappointing, but again, hilarious.
Anyway, I saw this, and the subject line alone made me laugh, so I had to share this reflection on old fwds from grandpa.